QoW 19 – 23 Octubre 2009

Nota: En esta ocasión no hay quotes de Big Bang Theory (aka Big Ban Theory) ni de Two and a Half Men, pues Manuel nunca las mandó. El deadline es a las 18 hrs tiempo central europeo. Se le dio chance al Manuel pues no las mandó por causas de fuerza mayor.

Friends

Well you, um, you were always really good at the um… at the uh… the stuff

Seinfeld

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body. – Seinfeld

Will and Grace

Grace: You know what I do when I feel scared?
Jack: Fart a little and then deny it?
Grace: No! Well, after that.

HIMYM

Ted: Barney, are you wearing sweat pants?
Barney: Maybe, but they’re Armani!

Coupling

You know what the sentence of death is, don’t you? I don’t mean the sentence of death like in executions and stuff, I mean the scary one. Just five words…five little words: ‘Where is this relationship going? – Jeff

Big Bang Theory

I’m a horny engineer, I never Joke about math or sex. – Wolowitz

THM

And here’s another fun fact. I’ll bet she’s had sex with more girls than you too. – Charlie