QoW 19 – 23 Octubre 2009
19.10.2009 @ 17:30 hrs +0000 UTC
Nota: En esta ocasión no hay quotes de Big Bang Theory (aka Big Ban Theory) ni de Two and a Half Men, pues Manuel nunca las mandó. El deadline es a las 18 hrs tiempo central europeo. Se le dio chance al Manuel pues no las mandó por causas de fuerza mayor.
Friends
Well you, um, you were always really good at the um… at the uh… the stuff
Seinfeld
Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body. – Seinfeld
Will and Grace
Grace: You know what I do when I feel scared?
Jack: Fart a little and then deny it?
Grace: No! Well, after that.
HIMYM
Ted: Barney, are you wearing sweat pants?
Barney: Maybe, but they’re Armani!
Coupling
You know what the sentence of death is, don’t you? I don’t mean the sentence of death like in executions and stuff, I mean the scary one. Just five words…five little words: ‘Where is this relationship going? – Jeff
Big Bang Theory
I’m a horny engineer, I never Joke about math or sex. – Wolowitz
THM
And here’s another fun fact. I’ll bet she’s had sex with more girls than you too. – Charlie
QoW Octubre 5 – 10 2009
05.10.2009 @ 14:38 hrs +0000 UTC
Friends
Honey, I eavesdrop because I care. – Monica Geller
Seinfeld
if you’ve had a relationship with someone and you try to become friends afterwards, it’s very difficult. It’s hard. Because, you know each other so well, you know all of each others tricks. It’s like two magicians, trying to entertain each other. The one goes, “Look, a rabbit.” The other goes, “So? I believe this is your card.” “Look, why don’t we just saw each other in half and call it a night?, Okay?” – Seinfeld
Will & Grace
That’s just another one of those buzz words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything like “maternal” or “addiction.” – Karen
Coupling
“Since thirty, I’ve had to put a daily limit on facial expressions. I only ever smile at single men so I can justify the loss of elasticity. ” – Sally
HIMYM
“Tell people what ? “
“Tell people what ? “
“Tell people what ? “
“Tell people what ? “
- Barney
Big Bang Theory
Oh, and one more thing, it’s on bitch. – Sheldon
Two and a Half Men
One brother turns ‘em gay, the other turns ‘em guy. Bertha
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